writer: Peter Gaulke

Strange Wilderness

This is by far the worst movie so far in 2008 and maybe of all time. There were four other people in the audience with me less than 24 hours after this film opened. It means that audiences might be showing some common sense and maybe doing their research on film content by not going to this loser. [...]

Say It Isnt So

I don't know exactly where to begin describing this sub-sophomoric piece of wasted celluloid. The story is about a boy named Gilly (Chris Klein) and a girl named Jo (Heather Graham) who fall in love and "do it" only to discover later that they are siblings. But, wait! They are not really related [...]