Just Married is a romantic comedy that lacks both romance and comedy. The attempts at humor are based on slapstick, sexual references and flatulence jokes. Part-time radio traffic reporter Tom Leezak (Ashton Kutcher) and writer Sarah McNerney (Brittany Murphy) create sparks the first time they meet, but his blue-collar upbringing and her Beverly Hills roots don’t mix. Soon they are living together, and nine months later they marry and embark on a honeymoon to Venice. Sarah’s family strongly disapproves of the unsophisticated Tom, who clashes with spoiled, snobby Sarah as their trip turns into a “horrormoon.” Complications and disagreements prevent them from consummating their marriage for days.